Assholes Live Forever - "Unfollow Me", Small

$22.4 ~~$35~~ In stock

This black T-shirt from the Assholes Lives Forever line features the statement “Unfollow Me...” on the front. It is a straightforward apparel piece for those who appreciate a bold, no-nonsense message.

Made from 100% cotton for a soft, breathable feel.
Available in a Small size, with additional sizes offered separately.
Black colorway pairs easily with everyday casual wear.
Part of the Doc Johnson brand assortment.

Customer Reviews (4.2 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Harper P. ★★★★★ Sep 11, 2026

Wore this to a family dinner just to see who'd notice the "Unfollow Me..." print across the front, and honestly the fit is what sold me. The small runs true and the cotton didn't shrink after a wash. It's my new go-to when I can't be bothered being polite.

Avery J. ★★★★★ Sep 10, 2026

The black cotton is thicker than I expected and hasn't faded after three washes. The "Unfollow Me" text sits big across the chest without feeling stiff or cheap. Wore it to a show and got two compliments before I even made it inside.

Olivia O. ★★★★★ Sep 8, 2026

Wore it to a party last night and at least four people laughed out loud when they read the front. The cotton feels nice and thick without being stiff, and the small fits me just right. This shirt says exactly what I've been too polite to type.