Assholes Live Forever - "Assholes Live Forever", Small

$23.1 ~~$35~~ In stock

Show off your bold sense of humor with the “Assholes Live Forever” T-shirt from Doc Johnson. This black tee delivers a straightforward, no-nonsense message that speaks for itself.

Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel.
Available in Small, Medium, Large, XL, and XXL sizes.
Classic black color that pairs easily with any outfit.
Unisex design suitable for him or her.
Great for casual wear or as a fun gift.

Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Penelope V. ★★★★★ Sep 11, 2026

The cotton is thicker than I expected for the price, and after a few washes the print still hasn't cracked. Wore it to a family dinner just to watch my aunt's face.

Robert ★★★★★ Sep 10, 2026

Wore this to a backyard BBQ and got three laughs before I even sat down. The 100% cotton is breathable enough for a hot day, and the print hasn't cracked after a few washes.

Olivia ★★★★★ Sep 7, 2026

The cotton is soft and breathable right out of the bag, which is exactly what I want for a casual tee. The message is blunt and gets a laugh every time I wear it, so the fit and fabric make it a keeper.