Assholes Live Forever - "Live Fast Eat Ass", Small

$22.4 ~~$35~~ In stock

Add a bold statement to your wardrobe with this Assholes Live Forever T-shirt from Doc Johnson. Featuring the phrase "Live Fast Eat Ass...", this black tee is designed for those who appreciate irreverent humor and a confident attitude.

Made from 100% cotton for everyday comfort and breathability.
Available in a Small size option, with additional sizes including Large, XL, and XXL.
Classic black color pairs easily with jeans, shorts, or loungewear.
A fun, edgy addition to casual outfits or a playful gift for him or her.

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Benjamin ★★★★★ Sep 11, 2026

The cotton is thicker than I expected, so it's held up through several washes without fading or shrinking. Print is bold and centered, no cracking yet.

Henry Y. ★★★★★ Sep 10, 2026

Wore this to a backyard BBQ and got three compliments before the burgers were even off the grill. The print hasn't cracked or faded after a handful of washes, which honestly surprised me at this price.

Hazel I. ★★★★★ Sep 9, 2026

The cotton is soft but sturdy enough for regular wear, and the fit runs true to size which I appreciate. I've already worn it to a few shows and it's held up great through washes, plus the graphic hasn't cracked or faded at all.