Assholes Live Forever - "Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs", Small

$21 ~~$35~~ In stock

This black T-shirt from the Assholes Lives Forever line features the statement “Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs” printed on the front. It is a bold, conversation-starting piece of apparel designed for everyday wear.

Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel.
Available in size Small, with additional sizes (Medium through XXL) offered separately.
Black colorway pairs easily with any casual outfit.
Unisex styling suitable for him or her.
From the Doc Johnson brand, known for its edgy lifestyle products.

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Matthew X. ★★★★★ Sep 11, 2026

The print hasn't cracked or faded after maybe ten washes, which honestly surprised me for the price. Black tee fits true to size and the cotton's heavier than I expected. It's my new go-to for concerts.

Sophia ★★★★★ Sep 10, 2026

Wore this to a dive bar and got three laughs before I even sat down. The print on the front is big and bold, and the black cotton hasn't faded after a few washes.

Zoe ★★★★★ Sep 9, 2026

You know a shirt is a keeper when strangers actually read it twice, and the print on this black tee is crisp and bold enough to pull that off. The cotton feels substantial without being stiff, and the message is definitely not for the faint of heart. I've already gotten a few laughs and some very co