Assholes Live Forever - "Good Dick Attached To A Good Man", Small

$21.35 ~~$35~~ In stock

This black T-shirt from the Assholes Lives Forever collection features the phrase "Good Dick Attached To A Good Man" in a straightforward design. Made from 100% cotton, this apparel piece is available in a range of sizes to suit your preference.

100% cotton construction for comfort
Black colorway
Available in Small, Large, XL, and XXL sizes
Bold printed slogan for a casual, expressive look
From the Doc Johnson brand

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Daniel F. ★★★★★ Sep 11, 2026

The cotton is thicker than I expected for the price, and it survived a wash without shrinking or fading. Wore it to a barbecue and got more laughs than the food did.

Jacob G. ★★★★★ Sep 10, 2026

Bought this for my husband as a joke gift and he actually wears it constantly now. The 100% cotton is soft right out of the wash and hasn't shrunk or faded after a few cycles. The small fits him true to size too.

Grace P. ★★★★★ Sep 9, 2026

The cotton is thick enough that the print doesn’t feel cheap or stiff, and the fit is true to size for a small. I’ve washed it twice already and the lettering hasn’t cracked or faded, which honestly surprised me. My girlfriend laughed her ass off when she read it, so mission accomplished.