Assholes Live Forever – „Unfollow Me“, Small

Wore this to a family dinner just to see who'd notice the "Unfollow Me..." print across the front, and honestly the fit is what sold me. The small runs true and the cotton didn't shrink after a wash. It's my new go-to when I can't be bothered being polite.

The black cotton is thicker than I expected and hasn't faded after three washes. The "Unfollow Me" text sits big across the chest without feeling stiff or cheap. Wore it to a show and got two compliments before I even made it inside.

Wore it to a party last night and at least four people laughed out loud when they read the front. The cotton feels nice and thick without being stiff, and the small fits me just right. This shirt says exactly what I've been too polite to type.